Bubble Boy...

No, I'm not talking about our beloved 'Cuse Hoopsters, I'm speaking of the Yankees' Carl Pavano. Pavano is arguably one of the most injury prone pitchers to ever grace an MLB mound for the Bronx Bombers. It seems now that he was on the track to health, he had to go and mess it up again, getting hit with a line drive off the foot while pitching BP, resulting in the need for an MRI. Due to the request of one of my good friends, I am putting the official petition for Pavano's name to be changed to bubble boy out there, or at least for the Yankees to invest in some sort of personal shield or net to be placed around him... and for him to use a screen in BP sessions, as apparently he doesn't believe in that.